Funny (and insightful) quotes about programming

Published Wednesday, September 28, 2011 8:07 PM

 

You never finish a program, you just stop working on it. -Anonymous


If the code doesn't bother you, don't bother it.  -Anonymous


There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience. - Archibald McLeish


Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.- Bill Gates - From wikiquotes.org 


Fast, good, cheap: pick any two. -Anonymous

 

Pasting code from the internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street. - Mike Johnson


 

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you. -Anonymous

 

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code. - Christopher Thompson


Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. -Edward V. Berard


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