Funny (and insightful) quotes about programming

Published Wednesday, September 28, 2011 8:07 PM


You never finish a program, you just stop working on it. -Anonymous

If the code doesn't bother you, don't bother it.  -Anonymous

There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience. - Archibald McLeish

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.- Bill Gates - From 

Fast, good, cheap: pick any two. -Anonymous


Pasting code from the internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street. - Mike Johnson


Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you. -Anonymous


Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code. - Christopher Thompson

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. -Edward V. Berard

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